Fun with Teeth
Sometimes the fastest way to get home for the holidays is to spend thirty years becoming the captain of an extremely fast nuclear submarine.
Thanksgiving Travel Tips
sofuckingmetal:

The Revolutionary War is so fucking metal.

sofuckingmetal:

The Revolutionary War is so fucking metal.

Discuss.

Discuss.

(via juliasegal)
Jack: What have children ever done for us?
Kenneth: Well, they make our shoes and wallets.
creative begging (via Shira Golding)
From a flickr pool devoted exclusively to panhandlers’ signs of this very specific ilk (via thedailywhat).

creative begging (via Shira Golding)

From a flickr pool devoted exclusively to panhandlers’ signs of this very specific ilk (via thedailywhat).

Hear, hear.
stuffhipstershate:

U2
I choose “without you.”
(Photo)

Hear, hear.

stuffhipstershate:

U2

I choose “without you.”

(Photo)

thedailywhat:

“For the Queen so loved the world, that She gave Her only begotten Facehugger, that whosoever believeth in Him should perish immediately when a Chestburster rips open their torso like so much lobster exoskeleton at a Long John Silver’s 2-for-1 Tuesday.”
— Alien 3:16.
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thedailywhat:

“For the Queen so loved the world, that She gave Her only begotten Facehugger, that whosoever believeth in Him should perish immediately when a Chestburster rips open their torso like so much lobster exoskeleton at a Long John Silver’s 2-for-1 Tuesday.”

Alien 3:16.

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thedailywhat:

Origami of the Day: Money Hats. That is all.
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thedailywhat:

Origami of the Day: Money Hats. That is all.

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